Things I need...

I was talking to my best friend and she was telling me how she did all these things today. She ripped up her carpet, did normal housework like sweeping and vacuuming, planted all kinds of plants, washed walls and did umpteen errands this morning. I was like wow, that's insane you can accomplish that on your day off. I barely get half of that done on a normal day.
There is nothing against her and I'm absolutely amazed that she can achieve all this. This is not me saying I don't like her cause she's crazy better than me at life but I am sayin', hey girl! I need some lessons. I'm thinking I need to set like a legit schedule on top of my schedule already that way I don't get to deep in whatever I am doing. Like today I started to separate my clothes; This turned into a all day event that involved vacuum bags and cleaning the attic. It is now late and I have about 6 bags and a mess of clothes everywhere and the attic is completely unorganized. Will I be able to do it tomorrow? I'd like to pretend that I might have a chance but my nephew has graduation from preschool and I have shots AND I have to take my mom to get labs done for her heart before she has surgery in a couple weeks.
It's sorta discouraging that I have not found a technique for getting what I want done, done. So here is the shout out for someone to create something for me. I need something like one of those energy shots only that gives you extra energy and makes you concentrate more and move faster and heck, make it give you like some kind of super power to slow time down. Yes, I need a brilliant mind to figure this out and deliver it to me then we can get married. You're obviously smart and you made something for me.
 Let's get married. I'm not a hard woman to please. You listen to my ideas and crazy fantasies and discover a way to make them happen. It's the perfect partnership. I complain and you still love me, why can't I find a person like this? I can answer this myself actually. No one wants to listen to me complain about anything and I never get any thing done so I don't get a right to complain. Yeah, I understand why I am single.
I think I'm hitting that point where I'm seeing couples and I'm starting to yearn for the companionship. Back to the point.... I need like rocket boosters for my life and brain. So the only logically theory I can see here is to find Jimmy Neutron to solve all my problems. That shouldn't be to hard. If any one else wants to take a punch at it though, I'm here; I'm waiting.
Always,
Jac

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